Cats are cute fluffy things right? always there for you and bringing you dead rats as gifts (not the greatest of gifts I have to admit), but what you don’t realise is that cats are constantly plotting ways to kill you, those dead rats they bring you? a warning of what may befall you in the future! And when yu see them sitting on the window sill seemingly doing nothing, that’s them scoping out the street….and finding their quickest escape route! Come to think of it ,cats always look like they’re up to something don’t they. So get one step ahead with How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, a brilliantly whimsical yet oddly informative book to help you get one step ahead of your assassin cat!